My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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