love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Everything about him screamed your future.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
