hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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