Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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