Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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