what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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