Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i think i have herpe
just one?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
