I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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