I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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