I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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