you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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