I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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