Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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