Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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