Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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