Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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