All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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