I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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