physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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