I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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