You made me cry and you don't even care
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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