Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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