there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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