just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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