I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
how does that bad decision feel?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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