Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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