if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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