John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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