Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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