im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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