Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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