Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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