I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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