so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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