But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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