As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
did you just send me my own nude
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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