I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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