He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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