Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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