just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
My breasts were aching with rage.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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