Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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