some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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