butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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