it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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