he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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