they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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