community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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