You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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