Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Randomize
