Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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