put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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