But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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