Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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