I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
what day is it and did you see me today?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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