we're blogging at a bar
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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