margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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