Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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