garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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