Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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