Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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